Women being women is disrespectful to women.

Keep in mind, sending girls nudes should be a rare occasion. 

You should be the one getting nudes and you should be getting them without doing anything yourself.

Don’t take pictures of your dick if you aren’t hard.

Thing about this is, chicks have no fucking idea how to tell the differences between a 6 incher and an 8 incher. They may think they do but considering their only real idea is going off of dicks that they have seen where the guy has likely lied about his size, they don’t. So unless you have a really small or ugly dick you’re good if you take a picture with it.

But never take one if you’re limp. No matter how big you are hard they’ll always have your little stub in your head, and if you give this picture over the internet it’s likely to be posted and you’ll end up being one of those limp dicked dudes we laugh at and reblog on here.

Don’t let that happen. Stay correct, be erect.

umirinbrah:

WATCHU KNOW ABOUT THEODORE ROOSEVELT? 

Teddy Roosevelt is the most alpha president we have ever had. He’s so alpha you can call him Teddy and he’ll still have a bigger dick than you, “speak soft and carry a big stick” wasn’t just figurative.

Born with asthma, he was weak as fuck in his time but he shitted all over life and started boxing and was a pro, became a cowboy, started up The Rough Riders and beasted all over the Spanish-American war, and when he went to hunt animals in Africa he and his bros killed over 11,000 of them. What president that you know can touch that? None nigga, the rest are weak as fuck!

And you know what happened when someone tried to assassinate him? Brah figured out that the bullet didn’t mean shit and kept delivering his speech for 90 fucking minutes. If Obama was shot while making a speech that bitch would start weeping and probably die in 5 minutes. Roosevelt ended up carrying that bullet in his chest for the rest of his life. Alpha as fuck.

Wish I lived under Theodore Roosevelt’s presidency. Would inspire me to be even more alpha.

Don’t put pussy on a pedestal.

Simple as that. Never worth it, if you do you probably can’t keep the pussy and the pussy likely isn’t tight enough to even put on one.

In Japan, workers are still attempting to prevent a nuclear meltdown even though they know the doses of radiation they’ll receive means certain death. 

One girl tweeted: “My dad went to the Nuclear Plant. I never heard my mother cry so hard. People at the plant are struggling, sacrificing themselves to protect you. Please dad come back alive.” Another said: “I fought back tears when I heard my father, who is to retire in half a year, volunteered to go.” 

Now that’s Alpha.

Stay in shape.

There’s no excuse for you not to be a healthy person. Build up that muscle, train your body to run for more than a minute, maintain a healthy diet. To be honest, it doesn’t matter how big you get, if you want to be a big muscular guy, go for it, if you want to be a huge beast, then accomplish your goals. Not only will it improve your health, physically and mentally but being a consistent with exercise says a lot about you as a person. It also doesn’t hurt when it comes to your physical aesthetics.

But, always remember, exercise and keep in shape for yourself. Doing it just to get attention will never work out for you, if you want to be a ripped guy with 20 inch arms but girls like slim dudes? Fuck them. Just having that attitude gets them wet anyway. Plus, if you don’t do it for yourself you’re just going to end up like the average fat fuck when you’re 40 and settled down and you’ll wish you had listened to us when you have that last hamburger before your heart attack.

What should we call these? Mini-alpha tips? 

Eh, guess it doesn’t matter. Always submit any other good ones you can think of.

Alpha Tip #11

Watch Epic Meal Time. I don’t care how much you listen to us, I don’t care how alpha you think you are without doing it, I just don’t care about any of this shit. 

If you don’t watch Epic Meal Time, you aren’t alpha. Simple as that. These are probably the most alpha men you will ever find on youtube. Respect their grind.

Beyond alpha? No. Alpha is the best you can be, alpha is what everyone wants to be and so few actually achieve for the simple fact that it is at the top of the chain. 

Being beta contains pretty much the lowest, saddest attributes you can have. These are just the two extremes though with not much in between. The average person isn’t either beta nor alpha but they exhibit more beta traits than otherwise. We hope to help change that.